scampagnata -- escape from Bologna

Instructions: Wake up all your friends as early as possible on a Saturday morning. Corrale them, some mortadella sandwiches, beachtowels and bottled water into a Fiat Panda. Drive into the Appenines as far as possible, until the backseat passengers are groaning with carsickness. Hike into some unfamiliar forest along something resembling a path, following the sound of water.